ANGER RECORD to keep everyone happy. If folks might want this taken down, FLING THE DUKE AN EMAIL. MP3’s
are posted for ONE WEEK ONLY.
What it is, is that on account of The Duke so adores Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster, I figured I’d give St Anger
another chance. Come on, St Anger, I found myself saying. I’m sorry I laughed and laughed at you, and pointed,
and wrote down all the hilariously shitty lyrics so as I could laugh without even having to listen to you, which was
preferable, all being told. Come on, I said. Jump onto the old iPod right here, and let me hear you afresh.
You’d think it’d be grateful for The Duke’s generosity. You’d think St Anger would have gotten its act together,
like a kid who maybe spits on the back of another kids head, and the teacher says about look, I’m not gonna tell
your parents that you spat on Michael’s head, because I believe you’re a good lad at heart, but you better behave
yourself, is what.
That kid would be so grateful that the teacher approached him on a human-to-human basis that he’d never again
let phlegm fly from his face in the direction of a nearby bowl-cut. He’d be the best motherfucking student ever
walked.
This St Anger, though, it just wants to taunt The Duke. Ha, it says, ha ha ha. You sucker, is what you are. You think
I give a shit that you gave me the kinda chance few would even contemplate? Like the hairy fucks of Rome I care,
is what.
So, I did what any man would do. I set about making St Anger listenable. Allegedly.
Over the next few weeks, or at least until The Man shuts his ass down, it has been alleged that Somebody may
well be Tampering with A Certain Record, maybe making songs called things like Tantric or Santic or whatever
half-the-length, maybe shredding the hell out of verses fit only to be mocked.
Maybe A Certain Spot On The Web-Net will play host to such antics, one track a week, until a Listenable Version
Of A Certain Record is out there in the ether.
Maybe the first instalment is right here, and perhaps it could even be heard by clicking on it or right-clicking and
saving it someplace nice.
Frantic-TheDukesEdit.mp3
Thanks folks.
HEAR THE DUKE'S EPS
Send The Duke An Email
Back To Mondo Irlando - "Not All Bad. Just Mostly"
Buy Stuff In The Name Of Mondo At Amazon.co.uk
